Best Beard Quotes

  1. Life will not wait for long Beard, hurry up!
  2. Only favor you do to yourself is Beard
  3. It’s hard to avoid it but even harder to stop it
  4. Beard chooses the best, not all have one
  5. Men don’t keep calm but when it comes to Beards they DO!
  6. What matters to a man is only BEARD
  7. Childhood is not awesome, it doesn’t have Beard
  8. A man is never lazy to shave, it’s all about Beard
  9. Beard represents maturity, dominance and power
  10. The beard is here because I go tired of shaving every now and then. – William Petersen
  11. Our character tells the world you are a real man.. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
  12. The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
  13. Shave off your beard and wear a dressyou would be a great female impersonator. – Simon Cowell
  14. There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN!
  15. Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.
  16. Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
  17. When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.
  18. Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
  19. I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
  20. A beard is a gift you give your face.
  21. Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.
    It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still.